This is the most humiliating day of my life. My landlady found some of the photos taken of me when I was a baby gorilla and sent them to all of her friends! I threw a colossal fit. My landlady said, "Whoa, Brad, you said it was totally fine to share the photos." Hah! Maybe she was talking to my older brother Shad,* because she said nothing of the sort to me.
I suspect filial treachery.
*Yes, I have an older brother. His name is Shadrach. He is such a smarty-pants. He's a research scientist at McMurdo Station. My parents are SO proud of him. I don't want to talk about Shad anymore, so I won't.
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brad, you are such a cutie!
--smoochypants
No I'm not! I'm gruff and rough. Shad is the cute one. Hah! He thinks flowers are pretty, too.
Methinks you have too much time on your hands.
I could use some good muscle over at my hideout. I'm linking you if you don't mind.
J
Hi Hitmanj! Thanks. If anyone really thinks I'm a so-called "cutie," they can send me presents. I'm a big fan of local produce.
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