My landlord and landlady asked me to babysit their daughter so that they could attend a weekend showing of the movie
Serenity, based on the science-fiction & western television show
Firefly. I was tempted to let them dangle awhile before telling them I would babysit (but there will be NO DIAPER-CHANGING on my part. I refuse to change diapers.) I've already seen the film myself, as
Philip the Pun took me to a sneak-preview. (No, I'm not giving anything away, but yes, you should go see it.) Jayne Cobb is my favorite character. That should be no surprise, as he is quite rude. When I took the Firefly Personality Quiz, these are the results I got:
 | You scored as Jayne Cobb, resident bad-bottom. Jayne Cobb: HOLY SPATULA, BUT YOU ARE AWESOME! How awesome? So awesome that they named a town after you, complete with a statue, a parade, and eventually even a style of hat.
Sure, you could be smarter than a mere summa cum laude, or sweeter than Fluffydoodle Smoochypants, or eat less fried-food than Stewy Stinker, but then you'd be absolutely perfect, and you need some semblance of humility... right? Then again, you are the sine qua non of the spaceship Serenity.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds | | 75% | Jayne Cobb, resident Bad-Bottom | | 75% | Kaylee, the Mechanic | | 75% | Inara, the "Companion" | | 50% | Simon, the Doctor | | 50% | Shepherd Book | | 50% | RiVER | | 44% | Wash, the Pilot | | 25% | First Mate Zoe | | 25% |
FiREFLY QUIZ
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2 comments:
Brad, that is hilarious. I know your were probably being serious because you're so gruff but really LOL!
ah yes, i can see the resemblance.
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