Mr Pudding thinks I'm the cat's pajamas. This is the second song he's written about me:
Oh baby, got them Brad Gorilla blues now
I said "Oh baby got them Brad Gorilla blues!"
And have you read the news gal?
To the bottom of my shoes gal
Got them goddam Brad Gorilla blues
Woke up in the night gal
Brad Gorilla was a chomping at my door
Said I woke up in the night gal
Brad Gorilla lying
Like a big fur rug on my floor!
I added another 2 verses to enhance the song:
Brad said, "My Landlady needs pudding in her bowl,"
He said, "She just needs rice pudding in her bowl,
If she don't get it, nothing will console."
I said, "You woke me up at 2 am,
"You woke me up, now I say 'scram'!"
Brad looked me in the eye,
He said, "Okay, I'll take some pie,
And in a pinch, I'll accept caramel flan."
Does anyone else have a song about me? The best song wins a secret prize, and the runner-up wins another secret prize.