This is the most humiliating day of my life. My landlady found some of the photos taken of me when I was a baby gorilla and sent them to all of her friends! I threw a colossal fit. My landlady said, "Whoa, Brad, you said it was totally fine to share the photos." Hah! Maybe she was talking to my older brother Shad,* because she said nothing of the sort to me.
I suspect filial treachery.
*Yes, I have an older brother. His name is Shadrach. He is such a smarty-pants. He's a research scientist at McMurdo Station. My parents are SO proud of him. I don't want to talk about Shad anymore, so I won't.