Just so you know: As I pointed out in the comments section, this was a facetious post. Really, I want to ban book-banners. No more book-banners! Book-banners are poopy.My landlady wants me to talk about Banned Books Week. She thinks that banning books is a bad idea. I, however, am all in favor of banning even more books than ever before. Here is my campaign button:
5 comments:
yeah, books are good for target practice if you run out of dirty squeelers.
J
Brad is the first syllable of the surname of the author of "Fahrenheit 451."
Ivanhoe
Oh come now, my friends. It's not as if anyone actually reads anymore. Or am I mistaken? What are you going to do this week? Are you going to read even more books than before? Maybe pick up a Latin book you've been skittering around?
Brad, I am more shocked than I can say. When I asked you if you would put in a plug for Banned Books week, I didn't think you would actually be in favor of banning books. Just because they're inedible and make lousy pillows is no reason to be opposed to books. You are a very, very naughty gorilla.
Oh piffle. No one can take a joke anymore. I was trying reverse psychology, that's all. Don't you think that if someone threatened to take away Americans' rights to vote, you'd get 100% turnout?
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