Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Ban More Books!

Just so you know: As I pointed out in the comments section, this was a facetious post. Really, I want to ban book-banners. No more book-banners! Book-banners are poopy.

My landlady wants me to talk about Banned Books Week. She thinks that banning books is a bad idea. I, however, am all in favor of banning even more books than ever before. Here is my campaign button:

7 comments:

LB said...

Brad, though you make many a valid point I simply cannot get behind banning books. Sorry.

Lady K said...

Oh man don't even get me started on that one. I agree with LB. Whew...VERY contraversial! Not sure I could get behind a mayor like that, Brad...

HitManJ said...

yeah, books are good for target practice if you run out of dirty squeelers.


J

Anonymous said...

Brad is the first syllable of the surname of the author of "Fahrenheit 451."

Ivanhoe

Brad the Gorilla said...

Oh come now, my friends. It's not as if anyone actually reads anymore. Or am I mistaken? What are you going to do this week? Are you going to read even more books than before? Maybe pick up a Latin book you've been skittering around?

Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Brad, I am more shocked than I can say. When I asked you if you would put in a plug for Banned Books week, I didn't think you would actually be in favor of banning books. Just because they're inedible and make lousy pillows is no reason to be opposed to books. You are a very, very naughty gorilla.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Oh piffle. No one can take a joke anymore. I was trying reverse psychology, that's all. Don't you think that if someone threatened to take away Americans' rights to vote, you'd get 100% turnout?