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Able was I, ere I saw Elvis.
About Me
- Brad the Gorilla
- I am a 450 lb gorilla of many talents. I cook gourmet vegetarian meals, impersonate Elvis, and swear in Latin. In short, I am not to be trusted.
Blog Archive
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2005
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September
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- Portrait of Brad
- Brad and Jayne, Resident Bad-Bottoms
- Brad FAQ, Part II
- Missing Sock Blues
- Make Way for Chadwick
- Cute Little Box
- Brad's Family Tree (of sorts)
- The Meme Rats' Outrage
- Bradmix
- Ban More Books!
- Brad's indispensable Latin phrases
- Brad for Mayor
- Rock All Night, Work All Day
- What Primate are You?
- Going ape over baby gorillas
- Brad Tag
- Humiliating Baby Photos
- Games gorillas play
- Brad's Hot Fudge Sundae
- Bath, interrupted (and other photos)
- House and Castle
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September
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6 comments:
You have my vote, Brad. We can't go wrong if we have a talking ape as mayor. I'm sure that the plan for the Banana Tax Repeal was well thought out in terms of benefitting the community, and has nothing to do with the coincidental fact that bananas are your favorite food.
If you are a gorilla and gorillas are apes, do you believe in Darwin's theory of evolution? Or are you an example of intelligent design gone awry?
Ivanhoe
I'll pull some strings fer ya.
You have the full support of the waste management union!
J
Thank you for all of your support. I shall now address each comment:
1)Ulric, yes the fact that bananas are my favorite food is entirely a coincidence when contrasted with the Banana Tax Repeal. I'm confident that everyone will be better off.
2)Thank you, Galetea. I knew I could count on your theoretical vote.
3)CLB, the money is going to come from a number of Seattle's billionaires, though there will have to be some matching funds from the public in order to assure that they don't develop a collective sense of entitlement.
4)Ivanhoe, it's great to see a new face. My educated opinion on evolution can be found in question 10 of the Brad FAQ. As far as intelligent design goes, if it exists, I am an example of intelligent design surpassing its original plans.
5)Thank you, Hitmanj. I was concerned that the waste management union would refuse the tenets of my platform. What a relief!
LH, Thanks for your vote! I wonder if I would indeed be white house material, or if all of my vices would stand in my way.
Ho ho ho.
If a gorilla is running for mayor of Seattle, does that make a monkey out of Greg Nickels?
Ivanhoe
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