Imposter!

Someone just wrote to me to ask me to take a look at Icerocket.com. I did. I am shocked and appalled beyond measure. Look at what I found:

Whitaker's Journal
I know, it looks innocuous. But read on:

Brad the Gorilla
wcu and I are at his place chillin' (because I'm homeless right now) and looking through pictures. When this one came up, Jason was immediately like "OMG why does brad look like a gorilla!?!" While writing up this entry was forced to inform Jason of the time that Brad and I went shopping, only to have Brad tear into a bundle of unpeeled bananas, saying "If monkeys can do it, why can't I?" Heh. So much fun to come this summer.

Repeat after me: Gorillas are not monkeys. Got it? (Curious George is not a monkey either, he's a chimpanzee, but that's a topic for another post.)

To add insult to injury, I found this photo linked to the aforementioned post:



This biped is not Brad the Gorilla. Do not be fooled, even if someone who calls himself "Brad" comes up to you in a gorilla suit and claims he can flambé bananas. If he doesn't know about Brad's Secret Sauce™,you can bet your boots he's an imposter.