Advice for Tony

Tony wrote to me, "Dear Brad, how can I get more people to read my blog?" Actually, he didn't write to me, but he should have, so I am helping him out all I can. He is my landlord, after all.


Dear Tony,

There are lots of things you can do to make your blog better. For starters, you could give away free stuff. If you gave away free stuff like motorcycles and trips to Istanbul, I would visit your blog every day. I might even comment from time to time. Also, think about the possibility of visiting other blogs and writing in the comments fields, "Visit my blog RIGHT NOW or I will throw a fit!" That's guaranteed to get results. It always works for me, anyway.


Brad the Gorilla

P.S. I ate the last of the breakfast cereal. I hope you don't mind too much. I was hungry.