Some of my readers have expressed skepticism about a guitar company actually naming a guitar after me. I should be offended, but I'm in a good mood, so I shall simply provide photographic proof for you:
There, I hope that settles the matter.
By the way, donations for Bananas Gorilla's defense fund are rolling in! That doesn't mean we don't still need your help, though. In lieu of cash, some barter is acceptable. Let me know what you want to offer, and I'll let you know if I want it.