Greetings from Brad

Hi everyone. This is Brad the Gorilla. I used to take over Tony's blog from time to time, but Tony told me to stop it and to get my own blog. Tony is my landlord, so I had better listen to him, even though it is my normal practice not to listen to anybody.

So, here I am, ready to express myself.

For starters, here is what you get when you google "Brad the gorilla is:"

1) The exact strength of Brad the Gorilla is currently unknown.

2) Brad the Gorilla is worth watching.

3) Brad the Gorilla is a major star, even if the man deep down inside of him is an unknown.

4) Brad the Gorilla is taking the zookeeper's keys out of his pocket.

5) Brad the Gorilla is the largest and most powerful of all living primates.

6) Crouch or kneel down, so Brad the Gorilla is above or across from you, if that’s possible.

7) Brad the Gorilla is urging members of the public to contribute to his lobola fund by sending a R5 SMS with the word "gorilla" to 36365.

8) According to scientists, after chimpanzees, Brad the Gorilla is the closest relative to humans, sharing about 98 percent of the same genetic material.

9) Remember -- if Brad the Gorilla is happy, you're happy.

10) Next time you have this dream, try to remember, in the dream, that the entirescenario is just a dream and that therefore – Brad the Gorilla is just an illusion.

11) Brad the Gorilla is ‘made of tough, hardened steel, which cannot be drilled, sawn or bent’.

12) Far from being an aggressive animal, as the legends claim, Brad the Gorilla is gentle and peaceful in his habits.

13) This final manifestation of Brad the Gorilla is truly the total package.

14) Brad the Gorilla is merely the physical husk around the finer form.

15) Brad the Gorilla is cute and very husky.

Everything here is mostly true.