I wouldn't be up this early except that the landlord's toddler daughter woke at 5 a.m. My landlord and landlady really needed the sleep, so I stayed up and played guitar with her. The funds from the Inappropriate Word Jar will go toward guitar lessons for her later on. Hey! In theory, if I play my cards right, someday I can get back all the money I had to put in...
Inappropriate Word Jar
Fines based on frequency & severity.
25 cents initial violation.
Stiffer penalties for religious profanity
& cursing blue streaks.
(Fines doubled for Brad the Gorilla.)