Friday, January 20, 2006

Bradopoly Rules: the print-out edition

Remember Bradopoly? How could you forget? Now, in addition to the actual boardgame, I have created for you a convenient print-out sheet of the rules. Included on this rule sheet are unreasonable facsimiles of five new pewter tokens for the game: Elvis guitar, computer, ice-cream cone, banana, and gorilla.

2 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

I don't know how I ever managed without these comprehensive rules. This will prevent vicious family arguments that have raged whenever we have settled down for an evening of ruleless Bradopoly. Frankly I'm disappointed that one of the new pewter tokens is an Elvis guitar as Elvis was a big fat, burger munching, hyped up, media spawned, Tupelo tearaway who couldn't play the guitar for toffee!

Brad the Gorilla said...

Mr. Pudding and Ladyheart, I am so glad that Bradopoly is clear and comprehensive now. Pudding is right in that Elvis couldn't play the guitar for toffee. He hated toffee. He only played the guitar for Monte Cristo sandwiches. Also, Elvis was not "fat," he was "pleasingly plump." That's what my mom always says about me, anyway.