Saturday, December 03, 2005

Letter from the Queen

In the comments section, Mr. Pudding writes:

Have you got permission from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to display a British flag in the background of your baboon profile picture?

Funny you should ask:



P.S.

Mr. Pudding writes:

Lord Brad-Tarzan,
Please accept my sincere apologies for doubting your honour sir. As the letter is on butter-coloured parchment it is undoubtedly authentic. I will dribble with shame this evening as I guzzle a yard of Tetley's bitter at the local pub, avoiding the temptation to ask for a WEE "Scapa"! Funny how the Queen forgot how to spell her surname - WinDsor - but she is getting on in years now.


Of course I accept his sincere apologies. I am not completely without compassion. You will all note, however, that the Queen did spell her last name correctly. I cannot fathom why Mr. Pudding would have thought otherwise!

6 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Lord Brad-Tarzan,
Please accept my sincere apologies for doubting your honour sir. As the letter is on butter-coloured parchment it is undoubtedly authentic. I will dribble with shame this evening as I guzzle a yard of Tetley's bitter at the local pub, avoiding the temptation to ask for a WEE "Scapa"! Funny how the Queen forgot how to spell her surname - WinDsor - but she is getting on in years now.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Mr. Pudding,
I accept your sincere apologies. Please note that the Queen has spelled her last name correctly, with a "D" as you so astutely pointed out. Perhaps you made a mistake when you blinked?!

rawbean said...

I made some chocolate pudding (from a mix) recently for the first time in a very long time....it was awful, too salty - which is weird since I only added milk...yes...something to ponder.

Evilfairy said...

I'm thrilled to bits that Her Majesty enjoys a bit of Eddie Izzard. I honestly didn't think she had it in her!

Hoorah for the queen.

Next referendum I won't vote for a republic, as i'm sure Mr Johnny "Yes Bush, whatever you say Bush" Howard doe snot appreciate Eddie's comic genius, and I couldn't possible live in a country run by such a moron...well more than I already do.

Ciao, Evilfairy

Brad the Gorilla said...

Rawbean,

It is important to taste your ingredients! The salty chocolate pudding is something to be feared and shunned. I hope you threw the mess away and whipped up some creme brulee to help you forget the sordid experience. No? Well, tapioca will have to do, then.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Hi Evilfairy! It's good to meet another Eddie Izzard fan. Thanks for stopping by. I have a cousin who sings in the chorus for the Sydney Opera House. Her name is Francesca Bella Cose. Have you heard of her?