Nonny and Lady Hearteater were sad because the whole Yahoo Avatar fol-de-rol setup didn't have a primate option. I was disgruntled as well. (Some people think that humans are primates, but as stated in an earlier post, I am writing a monograph refuting such a preposterous notion. Deep down inside, everyone knows that humans are really monotremes).
You'd think that Yahoo would have gotten it by now that the internet is an interspecies information highway. No matter. I designed a human transformation a la Shrek 2. Now, you all have to make avatars so I can see how you would look as gorillas, bonobos, chimpanzees, or orangutans.