Friday, February 10, 2006
You've got a lot to explain, Hitman J! This LEGO makeover is all your fault. I am never again taking your fashion advice.
It all started off in an innocuous manner... or so I thought.
"You're a handsome gorilla," J told me, "but even you could benefit from a LEGO makeover. It's done wonders for my complexion and the ladies really go for the angular look. It's so much better than a Yahoo Avatar. Trust me. Go to this place, tell them that 'Johnny Clamps' sent you, and you won't be sorry."
I can't believe how undignified and silly I look. What's with the Green Lantern symbol on a yellow shirt? Preposterous, I say. My chef's hat doesn't fit, either, and my head feels funny. It's going to take me all weekend to get this mess sorted out.
Hitman J, you owe me an ice-cream cone. No, two ice-cream cones.
O woe is me!