Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Schmalentine's Day

My Landlord insisted on hugging me while the Landlady took this photo. O, the things we celebrities have to endure as the price of our fame. The humilation never ends.

I hope I get a Valentine cookie out of this deal.


Nonny said...

OMG! Your landlord must be ginormous. I'll simply add to your humiliation with this


Lady K said...

How about a Valentine's brownie instead? I'm making them tonight and will think of you! BIG SMOOCH to you, Bradley.

El JoPe Magnifico said...

Dear Mr. The Gorilla,
Where might one acquire a fine shirt such as the one in which your Landlord is attired? I know a certain fellow who could use a little help with the ladies, you see. Actually, all the help he can get.

Fashionably yours,
Señor Magnifico

Brad the Gorilla said...

My fur is all wet from the smooches. Help! You are all very brave to hug a 400 pound gorilla.

Note Señor Magnifico: Click on the shirt icon on the left of the page.

HitManJ said...

BRAD!? Where did all the OTHER shirts go? I was lined up to buy one, but honestly thought they weren't legit..

Dang. I want a garment instructing the masses to partake in caffinated bean juice as mandated by the gruffest of the gruff!

Ulric said...

The depth perception on that camera is grossly exaggerated. I know you were standing slightly behind your landlord, but the camera made you look like you were standing at a far distance behind him.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Hitman J: Take a look at the shop again! I've done some modifications. I'm thinking of going with another company, though, because they're no longer doing toddler-sized tee-shirts. What's the point of having Brad the Gorilla shirts if Monkey can't wear one? Though really, he needs a preemie-sized one. Anyway, the shop is legitimate, and I've extended the sale just for you. Hurry! These great deals won't last long, and before you know it, I'll be selling multi-hundred dollar tee-shirts again.

Ulric It's an odd photo, indeed. I weigh at least 250 more pounds than my Landlord, yet the forced-perspective makes me look as large as a stuffed animal. Outrageous! I am outraged.

HitManJ said...


Ordered my shirt!

Look out non-coffee drinkers!

Brad the Gorilla said...

Hitman J,
You are going to be so stylish you won't know what to do with yourself.

I'm drinking my first cup of coffee right now.

rawbean said...

Awhhh so cute!