Able was I, ere I saw Elvis.
Henderson's Relish is for sophisticated palates only.
Then you'd better send me some. Otherwise, I'll have to get Sean Bean to send me some (I've noticed he's one of Henderson's celebrities). You don't want Sean Bean to get the credit for introducing me to Henderson's Relish, do you?I thought not.
Chalk up another victory for Brad. I'm not surprised really, you are a master wordsmith.
Nonny,I taught my Landlady everything she knows about wordsmithing.
Sean Bean would never deal with a gorilla of ill-repute but he is partial to a dash of Hendersons when chomping on juicy "King Kong" gorilla burgers which have become more popiular in the UK than jellied eels... In fact they are so popular that several gorilla farms have started up in the Scottish highlands using farming methods learnt from intensive pig farmers. Hope you don't find this concept too upsetting.
Mr Pudding,You are a school-teacher! Allegedly, you have some brains. Surely you know then that the juicy "King Kong gorilla burgers" are not actually made of gorillas, but are veggie burgers that are superior to any of the garden variety in the frozen foods section. And surely you don't mean "gorilla farms" but "gorilla farmERS." Sean Bean loves gorillas, by the way, even ones of ill-repute.
Gorillas of ill-repute are my favourite, and that Brad is a hasky lad! He would be me chef if only he'd move to England. The last time I suggested it, Brad gave me a twilt on the lug. I might as well lap up.
Oooo! Our little Seanie, he was always a fibber. By the way that nice Mr Pudding did mean gorilla farms and not farmers! Being a gorilla in America is hardly a good recipe for secure understanding of the intricacies of English grammar. Before I go... I have seen a few American films and programmes on my little black and white TV set - would you say 50% of American men are gay or more than that?
Mum! Stop embarrassing me in public, especially in front of Brad the Gorilla. Besides, you know very well that I bought you a large plasma-screen telly, and you are addicted to Doctor Who.
Here I was trying to write something congratulatory and heartfelt, then I see the other comments. I tend to wet myself when I laugh too hard, without warning. So, stop it, yall! I mean it, now. Stop making me laugh. hahahahacongrats, Brad. Don't mind the Brit (the gelatinous one), he's only jealous of your talents.
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