My Landlady has done it again. We had an agreement, and she broke it.
For much of the day, her site was down. This evening, the Landlord fixed it. ("How did you do it?" the Landlady asked. "I'm amazing," the Landlord replied.) I just went to her site and noticed that she's added MY friends to HER blogroll.
When I confronted the Landlady about this matter, she was unapologetic. "They're my friends too," she said. "I know we initially agreed to keep our blogrolls separate, but they're my friends now. I read their sites daily. I am thankful that you, Brad the Gorilla, have introduced me to your friends. Still, you don't have a monopoly on the blogosphere."
A-ha! I may not have a monopoly, but I do have a Bradopoly. I will be seeking official action to counteract this indignity. This in no way reflects on any insecurity on my part, nor do I worry that my friends are going to like my Landlady better than they like me. What a preposterous notion. This is business. Bradley Enterprises will prevail.
In the meantime, I'm going to make some cookies.