At the moment, I'm working on my gift list. It's tough, but I am trying to find appropriate presents uniquely suited to everyone on the list. Let me know if I've forgotten anyone. Here's what I have so far:
Apron for Hitman J
Lighter for Nonny
Clock for Potamus
Earrings for Smoochypants
Tummy ring for Lady Hearteater
Shower curtain for Phil the Pun
Golf-club covers for Stewy Stinker
Bingo Markers for Ulric
Salt and Pepper Shaker set for Friday's Web
Tote Bag for the Landlady
Wine for the Landlord
Barrettes for the Landlord's daughter
Apron for Hitman J
Lighter for Nonny
Clock for Potamus
Earrings for Smoochypants
Tummy ring for Lady Hearteater
Shower curtain for Phil the Pun
Golf-club covers for Stewy Stinker
Bingo Markers for Ulric
Salt and Pepper Shaker set for Friday's Web
Tote Bag for the Landlady
Wine for the Landlord
Barrettes for the Landlord's daughter
6 comments:
Thank you for the shakers, Brad! I have a funny for anyone who knows that music must rock hard to be allowed in my home:
I have an original "Blue Hawaii" LP. Sleeves are intact. Lyrics are even there. I'm not a huge Elvis fan, but I like some of his stuff. The shakers, though...they're as cool as blue suede shoes.
How did you know I smoked? You are a sly gorilla. I love it, I'll pay the shipping and handling :)
But what happens when I get sauce stains? I'll never know how to make Elvis' pattended peanutbutter and banana sandwiches. I'll have to make a bunch of them to start. I'll send you some.
Thanks for being so thoughful!
J
you are the sweetest grouchy gorilla i know!
:)
smoochypants
I'm glad everyone liked their presents, though I suspect that Phil the Pun was less than enthusiastic. But hey, he has a new house, and I just assumed he needed a new shower curtain.
Well Brad, as you might have guessed, buying a shower curtain was on my list of Things To Do Before My First Night In My New Place, and sure enough I was at QFC that very night, buying a shower curtain among other things. Also, not being much of an Elvis fan, I don't think I'd care much to be taking a shower with Elvis, as it were. However, I do appreciate that you thought of me.
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