Monday, October 03, 2005

King Brad: the film



I had a dream last night, and today I'm working on a screenplay. Here is my vision of the film. It takes place in Seattle, and the final scene, the oversized gorilla gets to crawl to the top of the Space Needle. The oversized gorilla is hungry, of course, and everyone keeps pelting him with bananas in the hopes that he will go away. But no, the oversized gorilla shall not be quelled by such stereotypical devices.

I've only gotten that far. At least I have a movie poster with which to work. After watching Big Tim's movies, I've gotten the acting bug again. Since this time I'm writing the screenplay, I'll have more artistic control. I'll use footage from Stockstock.

Who wants to make a movie?

12 comments:

HitManJ said...

Yo, Brad, I'm in. I'm a 2-fer. I'll not only be IN the movie, but I can be on-set security. Not that you NEED extra muscle, but you know, you need to keep your eye in the lens and mind on your lines.

J

Jguidya - Name given to the first born of the interracial marriage between Fat Tony Calzone and Sanequa Jones.

Nonny said...

I'm auditioning for the role of "damsel in distress" but your charm and charisma convince me to stay with you atop the space needle.

Lady K said...

Hey Brad, I can definitely help out with the movie score...

Brad the Gorilla said...

Lady Hearteater and Nonny,
Take a look at the updated poster!

HitManJ said...

"Academy Award Nominee Hitman J"

Damn Kevin Bacon.

J

Lady K said...

WooHoo! I love it when a plan comes together...

HitManJ said...

Word Verifier: The Gathering
Level 2: The Noises Within

Now

In the Hideout.

J

Fridaysweb said...

Hey, I want in this one. I can be the, umm, trashy one. J said something about a 2-fer. That part I can play...one for you, two for J... But, dammit, I want red high heels.

LH, I have a friend who can pick a mean guitar - with or without the moonshine - if you want some accompaniment.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Fridaysweb,

You may wear the red high heels, but I would like you to play the scientist who warns everybody about the dangers of trying to contain a gorilla. At the right moment, I want you to throw one of your red high heeled shoes at the enemy (NOT Brad the Gorilla, thank you) and knock 'em out. Does that work for you?

nonny said...

Please don't throw the red high heel at the damsel in distress either :)

HitManJ said...

Throw 'em at me and you'll taste lead for a week.

That is unless we're in the throws of passion and you're trying to get them off and they accidentally hit me....that'd be ok. Funny. But Ok.

Wait, when did this film become a porn?


J

Fridaysweb said...

The shoes, it is. And brains. Cool. I have good aim, too. I promise not to hit the rest of you. And, J, we can make Kevin Bacon the bad guy if you'd like.