Monday, August 14, 2006

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My favorite self-portrait...

Update
I realize that for some of you traveling from afar, bringing your own bananas might be a bit dicey:

At Dulles International Airport near Washington on Thursday morning, one traveler reported that screeners were also making passengers remove all food items from their carry-on luggage for inspection, and one passenger was told to peel her banana.

Seattle locals are requested to bring a few extra bananas for the overseas and cross-country guests. I wouldn't wish airport security hassles on anyone, even Mr Pudding. And that's saying something.

15 comments:

El JoPe Magnifico said...

Dear Mr. The Gorilla,

I believe I recognize that portrait. Not in a Rorschach sense, but rather having seen that exact photo previously. What say you?

To a long (but not too long) and distinguished life, sir!

Mnemonically yours,
SeƱor Magnifico

Brad the Gorilla said...

Of course you've seen the exact photo, Mr Magnifico. You read my blog on a daily basis! I accept your felicitations and look forward to your attendance at my bithday fete. Instead of cake, we will have key lime pie.

Nonny said...

Happy Birthday Brad!!!!!

I love that picture of you myself. Brad AND coffee. Could there be a better combination? I think not.

I got you some chafing dishes and a lifetime supply of sternos :)

Brad the Gorilla said...

Nonny: Chafing dishes and Sterno? How did you know my chafing dishes needed replacing? I'll refrain from making the pink lady drink as I hear that serious gastric disturbances result.

Fridaysweb said...

Happy Birthday to the coolest cat - err, Gorilla - I know. I baked you a pecan pie, but forgot to hide it from my youngest. Instead, I've parceled a nit-picker, some Gorilla Glue (for all your current projects), a banana-upside-down-cake and a new chef's apron. I hope they'll make up for my negligence in comments of late. And because I care so much and would never want to offend, I'll refrain from hugging you, this time! Happy Happy :)

Brad the Gorilla said...

Friday: I look forward to getting all the loot, but am a bit peeved at your youngest for eating MY birthday pecan pie. Since it is my birthday, you may give me a hug. I endure hugs on my birthday because of all the presents.

Lady K said...

I'm here for the party! Where the banana daquiries at?

Happy Birthday, Bradley!

Brad the Gorilla said...

Lady K, IU'll make you a banana daquiri, but you did remember to BYOB (bring your own bananas), right? Right??

Drink up, Lassie-o!

urlic said...

Happy birthday, you big goofy ape. Congratulations on being a year uglier. Just kidding. You're good looking...for a human.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

You wouldn't wish "airport security hassles on anyone - even Mr Pudding. And that's saying something". I know it's your birthday dude and I logged in to your blog simply to wish you a lovely birthday but now you have got me REALLY MAD! Grrrr! This font is not big enough for me to give you a great big birthday kick up the ass! By the way, how long do gorillas live? Surely you are absolutely ancient in gorilla years! I can't make your birthday party but your funeral - hell yes!

Brad the Gorilla said...

Ulric: I'm downright handsome for a human, but stunning for a gorilla.

Mr Pudding: No banana daiquiri for you, then! Gorillas live to be ancient, and are proud of the fact. How about you, old man?

Just kidding. About the banana daiquiri, that is. Drink up, you scallywag.

Lady K said...

I TRIED to get you the helicopter, I really did. I almost went to jail for uh, trying to "borrow" it. Once I win the lottery, I'm all over it. Meanwhile, will this "mechanical model" do? The propeller blades spin and everything, AND I included the batteries for ya.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Lady K: That doesn't look like a helicopter to me!!

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