Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Bananas, bananas

I went outside this evening to clear my head of yesterday's revelries, and found a huge pile of bananas. You all really did take B.Y.O.B. to heart. Now, though, I have a lot of bananas, and not enough freezer space. Currently, the pile of bananas is sitting in Downtown Seattle, but the mayor says I have to move them by tomorrow morning, or the commuters are going to foam at the mouth with road rage. Yes, it is that bad out here.

Believe it or not, I can only eat so many bananas at once. I guess I'd better get busy. I wish I hadn't run out of rum.


Yorkshire Pudding said...

This pile of bananas could become Seattle's number one tourist attraction. I mean, what else is there apart from a bunch of skyscrapers, Starbucks HQ and the palace of Princess Lucia?

Nonny said...


Sorry buddy, I may have gone a bit overboard with my BYOB. I'll just whip you up a quick bananas foster and we'll think of something to do with those.

That sounds vaguely dirty.

Lady K said...

I'll make you a banana cream pie, that should help with SOME of the pile.

Ulric said...

I have to confess, the majority of that pile was my surprise to you. I wasn't expecting the mayor to find out that the huge pile of bananas was somehow linked to Seattle's most famous gorilla, so the apology is mine.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Fortunately, I have friends in the moving truck industry. They helped transport those bananas to the back yard of the House of Glee. We're about 1/2 way through the pile at this point (thanks, Nonny, for the bananas foster, and Lady K for the pie). I'm hard at work making banana bread, and plan to send some to all of my blogger friends. Mr Pudding would be advised to put Bird's Custard on his, as the banana bread might be a bit dry by the time it arrives in Sheffield.

Bede says that he needs to work on the yard this weekend, so I've got to step up my efforts. Bede wondered if we should make the world's largest banana milkshake. Anything, people, anything! The flies are becoming pesky.

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