Psssst. Don't tell anyone, but I have stowed away with Bede, Alkelda and Lucia of The House of Glee. They don't know it yet, and I plan not to reveal my whereabouts until we are properly in New York City. Right now, I'm just waiting it out in New Jersey while they visit relatives. I am hiding in the library at the moment.The Landlord and Landlady are konked out from jet lag. Updates are going to be a bit surreptitious for the next while, as I have limited internet access and NO CAMERA. (I shall attempt to sneak the Landlady's camera away a few times, though they may have to be in the middle of the night.) If I don't reply to your comments right away, please understand that I am constantly on the move and sometimes have to make sudden getaways.
Whatever you do, KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM ULRIC. He specifically forbade me to go on this trip because he was worried I'd get my fur wet. I'm going nowhere near the Hudson River! Also, Ulric claims that I never wanted to go to NYC. Not so! A gorilla has dreams, you know.
Now, where can I find a proper cup of coffee in this little town of New Brunswick?
Your friend,
Brad
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Able was I, ere I saw Elvis.
About Me
- Brad the Gorilla
- I am a 450 lb gorilla of many talents. I cook gourmet vegetarian meals, impersonate Elvis, and swear in Latin. In short, I am not to be trusted.
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Sure, I'll keep your secret from Ulric. Any other secrets you want me to keep from Ulric? By the way, I think he decided to take over Bradley Enterprises in your absence. He even usurped the chair that you originally usurped from him.
How about a trip up The Empire State Building? You get a good view from up there - especially of the fast approaching fighter planes!
PLANE:Rat-a-tat-tat Rat-a-tat-tat Rat-a-tat-tat!
GORILLA: GRRRRRR! GRRRRRR! Ouch! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! SPLAT!
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