Come Josephine in My Flying Machine
Others have this attitude about flying:
High Flight
This is my attitude about flying:
I'm pragmatic, as you know. Now, all I need is more funding. Mr Pudding, keep selling those pens!
And yes, Lady K, I realize that you were temporarily looped when you suggested I use the money from the helicopter fund for bail. You and Nonny may both ride in my helicopter as long as Hitman J dangles from the landing skids while doing death-defying stunts a la James Bond. I will land the 'copter on Friday's boat. I'm sure she won't mind.
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But Braaaaaad, I don't wanna sit with Lady. She smells.
Get me closer, Brad. I can almost get a clean shot!
I'm not selling the pens - they're free gifts with every $200 of merchandise I push out. So far nobody has earned a free pen. Sorry mate. Try selling your body in downtown Seattle. I'm sure there are lots of perverted businesswomen who'd pay handsomely for a night with a gorilla even though the average time for gorilla coitus is, I'm assured, 14 seconds!
Nonny and Lady K, if you don't stop fighting this instant, I'm going to toss the lot of you out the window. Your only hope will be for Hitman J to catch you. On the other hand, I might have to put Friday between the two of you in order to calm your unruly selves.
Mr Pudding, Obviously, you are far more informed about such matters than I am! I could not even begin to compete with you. I shall leave you to the Downtown Seattle businesswomen while I continue to sell tee-shirts through Bradley Enterprises.
From Sheffield UK to Seattle is a long way. Besides I'm happily married and the quest for profit is not a game that has ever appealed to me. Sorry if I rattled your cage!
Mr Pudding,
By now, I'm accustomed to your sauciness!
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