Monday, November 07, 2005

Reminder to Vote for Brad!

My Landlady quoted me in her LiveJournal. I'm wondering how this quote will go over with the Seattle voters tomorrow. Remember, I'm running for mayor. If elected mayor, I will bury Downtown so that the Alaska Way viaduct is at street-level, the existing roads will become bus tunnels, and the much-loathed Banana Tax will finally be repealed. Furthermore, everyone who decides to pulverize his or her car will get a free pony for the daily commutes across the 520 bridge. Where will we get all the money for the ponies, you may ask? From Tim Eyman, of course.

5 comments:

Nonny said...

Good Luck hon! If the people of Seattle have half a brain you WILL be the next mayor.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Thanks, Nonny! I'm going to do some last-minute polling today.

Lady K said...

If I lived there you'd definitely have my vote. BTW, I'd GLADLY pulverize my car for a pony. I miss the one I had when I was a kid...and PLEASE tell me there's an intentional pun in repealing the banana tax. tee hee!

Fridaysweb said...

So, how'd it go? I saw, today, that many liberals took the main votes, in many states. I'm assuming that, as a gorilla, you must have at least a few liberal views.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Hi, all! Thank you for all of your support. I couldn't have made it this far without you (especially since your legs are longer than mine.)