Just kidding. Mr. Nickels is going to serve a second term. I'm not too choked up about it, though. At his acceptance speech, the mayor said a number of good things about my campaign, and vowed that he would spearhead an Initiative to repeal the Banana Tax. The big shake-up around here is the approval of the Statewide smoking ban in public places. That doesn't affect us cigar smokers, since there usually are separate rooms for cigar smoking. (I still don't like the smell of smoke in my fur, which is why I stick to my Havana Banana cigars. They are hard to get, so please remember Your Friend Brad when you visit Cuba.)
In other news, it seems that my friendship with Jen Aniston has made the gossip columns. If the print is too tiny to read, click on the article, and it will enlarge:
6 comments:
I'm glad Jen cleared that up beause I was tired of the tabloids printing whatever the hell they wanted.
Dear Lady Hearteater,
I don't like to get my fur wet.
Dear Nonny,
No kidding! The press is just brutal.
"Washington's proposal would prohibit smoking in indoor public facilities and workplaces with no exceptions -- not even cigar lounges or private clubs."
Hi! Calling you "Anonymous" would be too anonymous, so in keeping with my earlier policy of giving nicknames, I'm calling you Ziti, simply because I feel like it. Okay...
Hello, Ziti,
Somehow I missed what you quoted. So, no more smoking in cigar lounges for me. Maybe I'll just quit. Havana Banana cigars are increasingly hard to obtain. Hmmm, what shall it be...
Eggnot in my coffee? That's what I'll do. I'll try it for the next few days. Ho ho, let them try to ban THAT.
Hey Brad, where the hell ya been?
Galetea,
Jen is actually bald! She finds the fuss about hair to be so overwrought that she shaves her head daily. However, her publicist has insisted that there is a clause in her contract that states she must have great hair, so she wears wigs for her adoring public. I think Jen looks better bald, but perhaps that is because she has a neat friendship tattoo that says "Brad" within a heart, surrounded by dancing ape figures. The only reason I don't have a "Jen" tattoo is because I am so furry. Also, I do not like needles.
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