Able was I, ere I saw Elvis.
Congratulations! It was always my dream to appear on the front cover of "Time" but I guess that will only happen if I shoot dead a class full of my wretched students!
Mr Pudding: You have such violent tendencies toward your fellow human beings! I can understand. However, I believe one day you will appear on the front cover of TIME, once you share the joys and delights of Sheffield cuisine with the rest of the world.
"Person of the Year" is a misnomer. But you knew that. Congratulations on your impending infamy.
Chip butty! Knuckle sandwich! Tripe and onions! Chicken tikka massala! Grilled gorilla! Mmmmmmm....
Congratulations Brad! This post has been reviewed by totallychoice.com. I wonder how you scored?
Monkey: I am a person. I am not a human, but I am a person. I have dignity. I have gravitas. I have.... oh, wait, is that a bug between your toes? Yum yum.Mr Pudding: I know you're a big fan of the knuckle sandwich. I'll send one your way, pronto.
You do indeed, have gravitas. I stand corrected. Ahem. (Hope the bug was yummy.)
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