Thursday, September 07, 2006

Ice-Cream Soothes the Savage Beast

I'm feeling a little bit better, now that I've got some food in me. My Landlord and Landlady took me out to dinner tonight in what I thought would be a vain attempt to soothe my ragged nerves. Not only did they provide all the stuffed-grape leaves and fried plantains I could eat, but they presented this to me for dessert:



I actually had 20 of these Golden Gate Banana Splits. Who says that medicating with ice-cream doesn't work? It works, my friends. It works. I'm not worried about gaining weight, of course. You can practically see my ribs through my fur.

5 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Pure greed!

Lady K said...

OH YUM. I'm absolutely jealous. Glad you stuffed yourself fuller than the grape leaves! Sounds delicious!

Alkelda the Gleeful said...

It was obscene display of ice-cream eating, but the gorilla was out of control. I nibbled on my caprese salad and watched, partially horrified, as Brad flung the maraschino cherries across the room.

Nonny said...

Did you get brainfreeze from all that ice cream Brad?

Brad the Gorilla said...

Nonny, I did indeed get brain freeze. However, I chased it away with lots of coffee.