Friday, September 15, 2006

Gorillas in the News: Sparse Pickings

80GB iPod Gorilla

I'm confused. Apple promises an iPod Gorilla, but nowhere in the article is it actually named or described. Until I get some clarity, I'm sticking with my iPod Banana.

Famous Gorillas
Why am I still not pictured on this site? I have deluged the site with dozens of photos of me in various costumes and personas, but still... nothing.

8 comments:

Lady K said...

Yay, I'm first! I think you SHOULD be on that famous gorillas site. You've definitely proven yourself worthy in my book!

Ulric said...

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Apple has opted to release an Orangtuan iPod instead. They reasoned that it would behave better than a Gorilla iPod.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Curse Apple and their shifty ways! I fail to see how an orangutan behaves better than a gorilla.

Ulric said...

Do you know of any orangatuans who borrow people's cars without asking, use foul language, or cause millions of dollars in damage to corporations or cities?

Brad the Gorilla said...

Ulric: Just because they're not as famous as I am doesn't mean those orangutans don't exist. I haven't caused millions of dollars in damage to corporations and cities. Hundreds of thousands (and yes, they may eventually add up to a million or three), but surely that's nothing compared to the antics of Geoffrey the Intellectual Orangutan.

Ulric said...

I'll keep an eye on the orangatuans and document any misdemeanors that I find. In the meantime: do a Google search on "rude gorilla", and then do a Google search on "rude orangatuan". Compare the results.

Nonny said...

Obviously that famous gorilla site is run by a bunch of hacks who wouldn't know Grade A primate when it practically comes up and bites them in the ass.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Nonny: How did you know? I bit them, but nothing happened. They must have buns of steel.

Ulric: There were 99 results for "rude gorilla" and only 2 for "rude orangutan." What do you think it all means?