Facebook Fan Page

I have a Fan-page on Facebook! Check it out: Fans of Brad the Gorilla. The irony is that Facebook has denied me my own account. Note, friends, that this is the correct use of the word "irony" in terms of situational irony, i.e. the disparity of intention and result. However, some might argue that it is completely to be expected that I not be able to obtain a Facebook account, ergo it is not irony but simply a matter of inconvenience for me. However, those critics are philistines. Philistines, I say!

Thanks to Amish Guitar for starting my fan club.

Humbug!

I'm furious. Seven Impossible Things Before Breakfast has asked my Landlady for an interview as part of their blogger interview series and they didn't ask me. What nerve! Never mind that she blogs more than I do. I'm a gorilla. What other gorilla blogs? I'm insulted, flummoxed, and all in a tizzy. I'm going to throw something...


Oh, good. My Landlady told me that she would interview me for her blog. That's much, much better.

Brad is... Back

Behold the latest installment of Brad is...:

Brad is being so protective.

When chocolate and bananas are involved, of course I'm protective. If your brand-new sportscar is involved, then I'm a bit more lackadasical.

Brad Is Dead –

No, I'm not.

Brad is well-known to regulars in the skinning and customization community.

This piece gives me the SHIVERS.

What B.R.A.D. Is Doing!

Bringing Ripe Aardvarks Doughnuts

Brad is much smarter than Weitzman and he did see this sixteen years ago.

Weitzman is Yorkshire Pudding's real name.

Brad is why I believe in weblogs

Aw, shucks.

Either Brad is VERY desperate or he has gone completely bonkers

Bonkers. Definitely bonkers.


Brad is a gentleman

No, I'm not. I'm a gorilla.

Brad is supported by the best cheering section in the world

Note sidebar.

Brad is coming in a newsstand near you, once the Art Issue of 'Vanity Fair' comes out.

You won't want to miss it. I bare my hairy chest for the whole world to admire.

Someone wrote Brad is a character actor stuck in a leading man's body.

True.

Brad is AFK because he plays games too much

I've been AFK because I've been uninspired. Also, Ulric now has a girlfriend and we don't get to hang out as much as we used to.