I'm furious. Seven Impossible Things Before Breakfast has asked my Landlady for an interview as part of their blogger interview series and they didn't ask me. What nerve! Never mind that she blogs more than I do. I'm a gorilla. What other gorilla blogs? I'm insulted, flummoxed, and all in a tizzy. I'm going to throw something...
Oh, good. My Landlady told me that she would interview me for her blog. That's much, much better.
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Able was I, ere I saw Elvis.
About Me
- Brad the Gorilla
- I am a 450 lb gorilla of many talents. I cook gourmet vegetarian meals, impersonate Elvis, and swear in Latin. In short, I am not to be trusted.
3 comments:
Tantrums! Plenty of other gorillas blog! How arrogant to think you are somehow unique! There's a gorilla in Berlin Zoo called Fritz who is extremely witty and sharp and produces a blog entry every other day, then there's Rumbabumba in the jungles of Zaire who is developing an influential environmental blog... I could go on, but I won't.
You can be SUCH a baby gorilla sometimes. SUCK IT UP, GRUFFY!
JEEZ the tantrums you throw sometimes. Don't you gorillas have ANY patience?
Make yourself a banana daq and calm the F down! You're gonna get your gruff blood pressure up, and that's gonna make my LADY BP all out of control, and then we're gonna be in a WORLD of trouble.
Deep breaths, my Gruff friend. I still have your Christmas ornament (which has been laminated, BTW)in a safe place for the move...deep breaths...
Big smiles, buddy.
Sorry to reply to the third post down, now, but I have to reprimand you, harshly! I cannot believe you posted that picture of me, nude and nursing! You can obviously see why I don't share nudes of myself. And why some women must paste bandaids over their nipples, even when wearing a bra. Please excuse me while I go shave my chest... and find the bandaids
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