The results of the personality test are in:
Ulric is G.R.U.F.
Gluttonous Ruthless Understated Felon
Friday is C.U.T.I.
Creative Understated Tenacious Introspective
Nonny is E.D.G.I.
Energetic Diabolical Giggly Introspective
Yorkshire Pudding is L.U.M.P.
Letcherous Understated Mercenary Psychotic
Lady K is P.R.G-I.
Professional Rigorous Gastronomically-Inclined
Monkey is B.U.R.P.
Bananas Under Ripe Peels
Okay, I admit it: I made up that last one.