Since Spreadshirt discontinued their toddler sizes (confound them), Monkey has had to live bereft of Bradapparel. Now, Monkey need fret no more: there is a new item in the shop just for him (and everyone else who buys it). Don't think of it as a bib, think of it as a cape for a superhero. Happy Halloween!
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YAY!!! Now I can get my coffee mug. boo-yah!
You do realize that your landlady is quite the seamstress. I'm fairly handy with the Singer and a thimble, myself. If you need toddler sized shirts, I'm sure our rates would be reasonable. I'm thinking about $750 per shirt?
I've been in the market for a good bib...you know, because I'm a slob and shit.
Steve~
Thankfully my life will no longer be Brad Apparelless. And you're so considerate to think of monkey. But considerate in a really gruff way (boy I dodged a bullet there.)
A personal helicopter? You greedy, selfish gorilla you! Why not give the money to a worthwhile charity such as the YPRF (Yorkshire Pudding Retirement Fund). I'm sick of being a Yorkshire pudding. I want to be an apeman too!
Oh yes, just what one needs in life, to be considered a coffee hero.
I simply must consider what tights one would wear with such.
Lady K I'll even autograph it for you!
Friday: I'm all for exploiting the masses, not paying fair wages.
Steven Novak: Yes, I know you've been delving into the lobster lately. They always make you wear bibs when you eat lobster.
Nonny: Wow, you're lucky! "Considerate" isn't as bad as "cute," that's for sure.
Mr Pudding: I'll get that retirement fund started for you right away. You want to be an apeman? You shall be an apeman!
Peppermintie: Tights? How girlie! Try Wellington boots instead.
Clothing! Oh my this is exciting. Excuse the spontaneous poo.
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