Finally, I've been interviewed!
Here is the interview.
It's about time. Maybe I'll even start blogging again. I need more fans, though. Many, many more fans. I am power, fame and fortune hungry.
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Able was I, ere I saw Elvis.
About Me
- Brad the Gorilla
- I am a 450 lb gorilla of many talents. I cook gourmet vegetarian meals, impersonate Elvis, and swear in Latin. In short, I am not to be trusted.
10 comments:
I'd comment, but I'm too busy cleaning off the spaghetti you threw at me.
Could I just confirm that I would not want to be taken to a prom by you anyway! Besides I am already booked by Mrs Farida Dowler in the event of her hubby's sudden demise.
I haven't had time to read the interview, but promise I will! I will, however, tell you that your laminated Christmas ornament made it through my move.
Can gorillas scare elephants? I've got some living above me, and they're breaking my concentration on my new banana cream pie recipe...
P.S. I am a fan. Post more. That is all.
I've been told my potassium level is too low. Got any spare bananas?
Are you ever gonna post again?
I need banana recipes...
Brad, where ARE you? I need some gruff gorilla antics to cheer me, and someone to get the blender from the bottom shelf of the cupboard so I can make milkshakes. I'm not allowed.
Lady K-- I'm in jail again! I need bail. Help!
Bradley ~ Now I know why you didn't even send me a banana bouquet after surgery. What did you do NOW, you gruffy gorilla?
And there I was, on DIAL-UP no less, waiting for you to come rescue me!
Lady K: I have to write this quickly, as I only get 5 minutes a week to go on the internet. Five minutes! It's preposterous. Anyway, I am in jail for jaywalking. Seattle is notoriously lenient when it comes to home robberies, car theft, attempted murders and the breeding of pit bulls as fight dogs, but if someone catches you jaywalking, watch out!
Hullo!
Are there any teddy bears dressed up as other things in these parts?
Just checking!
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