Friday, April 25, 2008

Gorilla Foot Spa

My Landlady didn't know what to give Ulric for his birthday tomorrow, so I suggested a gift certificate to my new foot spa:

7 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Hurrah! You are not dead after all! What drew you to chiropody? I can see how this new profession will have eaten into your precious time.

Brad the Gorilla said...

Pudding: Here in Seattle, spas are all the rage. People fork over their cash hand over fist. I couldn't resist the chance to make a fast buck. Of course, I don't actually touch their stinky feet. I get Fred and Brutus to do all the work.

Lady K said...

You are BACK! What is the cost for something like this? Being summertime here in the desert, it would be a nice treat, especially if it involved a banana daiquiri.

I do have a question for you...do you have any good strawberry salad recipies, or is it all about bananas for you?

Brad the Gorilla said...

Lady K: I generally charge 100 dollars per toe. For you, it would be 75. So it's good strawberry salad recipes you want? Are you looking for fruit salad recipes, or something more along the lines of strawberries and spinach?

Kate said...

Me! I'll have one! Raises hairy opposed-toe foot.

Lady K said...

brad...hmm...I've never thought about strawberries with spinach or any other kind of vegetable. I am open to anything you have in mind! As long as it doesn't involve bananas these days. No offense, my furry friend, but they tend to give me the hiccups!

Hazed said...

a strawberry-spinach toe wash? I MUST be reading things wrong at this late/early hour! I have a gift for you at my blog...shameless plug, of course!