Sunday, May 13, 2007

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I'm busy.

I'm working on a super-secret project to be revealed some day soon. It will change the way you live. It will change the way you eat. Yea, it will change the way you tie your shoes.

Edit: I am disabling comments for this post because some schmo named "Alex" keeps spamming me.

9 comments:

Lady K said...

It will seriously change the way I tie my shoes?

Fridaysweb said...

I know what it is! It's a brand new shiny robotic maid. Who's affordable for any budget. I'll even take the prototype, Your Grumpyness. As long as she does dishes and floors.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Has this "project" got anything to do with gorilla shit?

Brad the Gorilla said...

Lady K: Yes, madame, it will. Unless, of course, you wear velcro on your shoes, in which case it will not alter the way you tie your shoes at all.

Friday: Wrong! But you get points for trying to guess.

Yorkshire Pudding: Look in your shoes tomorrow morning. If you hear a squishing sound, then you'll know the answer is yes. If not, then you'll have to keep guessing. Friday is much closer to the truth than you are, but then, she is the one with the brains!

Lady K said...

OH I REALLY hope you're not trying to make a combination of gorilla shit and bananna bread pudding shoe polish.

Can't say that would be good for nasal sensory organs at work...

PLEEZ tell me you're working on a fantastic new "flambe`" recipe!!!

Fridaysweb said...

How frickin long are you gonna be busy? I suppose some of your preening buddies need more help than others. Still not good enough. If you have a viable excuse, let's hear it. With a flambe to make it up to us!

Brad the Gorilla said...

Lady K and Friday,
You can't rush genius.

limpy99 said...

Oh dear god it's the return of the banana skin buckskin loafers!

Brad the Gorilla said...

Limpy99: It's a good idea.