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My Landlady tagged me for the 8 facts meme, so here goes...

Here are the rules: Each player lists 8 facts/habits about themselves. The rules of the game are posted at the beginning before those facts/habits are listed. At the end of the post, the player then tags 8 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

I: I have taken numerous tests to get my driver's license and have failed all of them. I thought my driving was perfect, but the evaluator thought it was cheating to lift the car into the parallel parking space.

II: My top secret project exploded, and I have had to start from scratch. I am so bitter about this setback that I'm tempted to run off with the grant money.

III: I once met Elvis in Las Vegas, Nevada. He shook my hand and told me that I was his favorite Elvis impersonator after Andy Kaufman.

IV: The above fact is actually fiction. So much for wishful thinking.

V: I have bested Yorkshire Pudding in every thumb-wrestling match, though he refuses to admit it.

VI: When it comes to diagramming sentences, I'm hopeless. This blind-spot was a glitch in my Latin education.

VII: I used to charge money for foot-rubs.

VIII: I'm in love.

I tag Friday, Lady K, Yorkshire Pudding, and anyone else who still reads my blog.