Monday, December 15, 2008
I first show up on the scene in 1988...
You can find the documentation of my first appearance here. I showed up in 1988. I don't know about this rubbish regarding "Fred's father." I am nobody's father! Fred the gorilla was my ward until he became of age. I was entrusted with his inheritance. However, I embezzled the funds and lost the whole kit-and-caboodle in one fateful game of Billabong. I tried to win it all back in a game of Guts, but ended up in the pokey for 6 weeks instead.
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Mysterious as always - you seem to speak in a foreign language at times - "Billabong", "pokey" etc.. I will "find out soon enough"? Scary! Are you going to hack into my bank account and steal all my hard-earned dough? Happy Christmas apeman!
So you couldn't bribe them with some banana/chocolate concoction while in the pokey? How sad! Remind me to never let you teach me how to play Guts. Oh, how I hate the pokey. Left foot in, left foot out...turning myself about...ugh, how I hated that back in the day.
OK, Mr. Gorilla, now I REALLY need some banana recipes. I'd MUCH rather eat bananas than take horsepill potassium pills! Any ideas? Are there any other foods out there high in potassium and vitamin b-12?
Are you still in the pokey? I still have your tree ornament, you know...please don't stop blogging, I miss you!
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