Able was I, ere I saw Elvis.
Vanity is a sin!
Mr Pudding: That's just a fallacy made up by people with low self-esteem.
You are indeed, a star! A veritable SuperNova on the horizon. A small planet! Oh how I've missed you while in my exile. I'm trading in my deficient human. Have you heard?
Monkey: Once, I tried trading in my deficient humans. The transaction didn't work out very well. I received a herd of goats in exchange, but after they ate up the lawn weeds (good!) they proceded to devour 6 months' worth of dried bananas I'd stored in the shed. Bad goats! I got most of my humans back. Ulric had already been traded off to a stately blonde who wanted a boyfriend. The trader got an 8-track player in exchange. Good deal, I think.
Any gruff, furry, cute, or cudly creatures looking for new humans need only ask. I have TONS of space in the hideout.J
That is really cool! I've got the time so I'm going to check out that site. I'm bored. Isn't there a book out there entitled, "101 Things To Do At Work When You're Bored Out Of Your Skull?"
Good Lord Brad! I must say your adventures in deficient human trading are enough to make me rethink this whole project. My craigslist ad has only had two responses and neither was very satisfactory. Although I am reasonably sure I received no answers from goats. Goats!
I went to the site. I got my name in lights, six ways from Sunday. I have some ideas. That is all. Can I have some bananas foster now?
Sha-weeeeet! I am soooo putting this on my blog.. try to stop me!
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