The Great Gorilla Suit Day Has Arrived!

Happy International Gorilla Suit Day! As promised, I shall post a photo of me on the one day of the year that I wear a human suit:



Thank you very much.

National Gorilla Suit Day: January 31st

Get ready for National Gorilla Suit Day. For those who reside outside of the USA, it's International Gorilla Suit Day. This is a convenient measure for my Canadian, Mexican and overseas readers, of whom there are plenty. January 31st is the one day of the year when I wear the human suit I've had hanging up in the closet. Stay tuned for photos.

On My Way

I left Japan a few days ago and jaunted down to Indonesia before heading over to Hawai'i. Now I think I may skedaddle from Hawai'i as well because of the tsunami warning. Honestly, there is no safe place anywhere. I wish I were in hibernation around now.

Greetings from Japan!

Finally, all the Pocky a gorilla could want... for the next half-hour.


I'm a sushi sous-chef. (Okay, so I sweep the floors.)