tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post8461249373447123008..comments2023-09-02T08:19:01.812-07:00Comments on Brad the Gorilla: How Brad got permanently banned from AntarcticaBrad the Gorillahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16291838893385970642noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-13353476089138695822006-12-18T00:01:00.000-08:002006-12-18T00:01:00.000-08:00Dear Mr. The Gorilla,
Having just returned from a ...Dear Mr. The Gorilla,<br />Having just returned from a Chanukah party, I'm reminded of the SNL skit wherein Santa is taken ill on Christmas Eve and rings up Hanukkah Harry to fill in. Comedy gold, but in truth the two are bitterest rivals.<br />Zionistically yours,<br />SeƱor MagnificoEl JoPe Magnificohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16617337996805999548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-58394889344106436032006-12-17T11:15:00.000-08:002006-12-17T11:15:00.000-08:00Oh please. Santa Claus lives in the North Pole. I ...Oh please. Santa Claus lives in the North Pole. I was near the South Pole. It seemed like a perfectly good idea at the time. But no, everyone is soooooooo protective of Santa Claus. Humbug.Brad the Gorillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16291838893385970642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-87974389242244466142006-12-17T11:01:00.000-08:002006-12-17T11:01:00.000-08:00I am SO grateful that my house wasn't one of the o...I am SO grateful that my house wasn't one of the ones "visited." Sorry, Brad, that was just wrong. And here I was going to send you chocolate covered bananas.Lady Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00926068286599905945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-21882704432135011632006-12-17T07:25:00.000-08:002006-12-17T07:25:00.000-08:00Good Lord Brad! I suggest you go into therapy for...Good Lord Brad! I suggest you go into therapy for your rampant capitalism streak immediately. You need to be deprogrammed. <br /><br />Competing with Santa... I never!!Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12373838068946023698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-4312732300573517242006-12-17T04:06:00.000-08:002006-12-17T04:06:00.000-08:00YP: It was a typo. Ulric meant house to house acro...YP: It was a typo. Ulric meant house to house across the nationS. It's corrected now. Now, for a correction of your impudent behavior....<br />I am looking forward to the crate of Henderson's relish. Ho ho. Although it is not in my nature to do so, I shall offer you thanks in advance.Brad the Gorillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16291838893385970642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-70850056300779611652006-12-17T01:53:00.000-08:002006-12-17T01:53:00.000-08:00"He went from house to house across the nation"......"He went from house to house across the nation".... Which nation? Albania? Bhutan? Burundi? Swaziland? Scotland? Or are you as I suspect being Americocentric once again? This is tantamount to racism and Santa Claus would never sink that low!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-83027531048326770412006-12-16T22:48:00.000-08:002006-12-16T22:48:00.000-08:00Of course, government officials claim otherwise. C...Of course, government officials claim otherwise. Carumba! Another whisky for me, El Jope.Brad the Gorillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16291838893385970642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15263851.post-73029278784385697492006-12-16T21:36:00.000-08:002006-12-16T21:36:00.000-08:00No penguins were harmed (or at least none claimed ...No penguins were harmed (or at least none claimed L&I, not were any bodies found) in the writing of this report.El JoPe Magnificohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16617337996805999548noreply@blogger.com